I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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