Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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