Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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