I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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