I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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