Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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