She said her name was "party"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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