my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
