I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she told me i tasted like america
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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