brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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