TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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