Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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