where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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