The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
