when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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