You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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