i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
