I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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