if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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