yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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