Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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