we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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