I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
