if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
