Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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