idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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