i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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