so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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