I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
not ubering you a puppy
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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