she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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