there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How naked do you want me to be?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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