Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You made out with two different species that night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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