its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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