Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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