Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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