I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Randomize
