can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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