Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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