this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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