imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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