Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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