Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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