I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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