I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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