So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
