He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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