Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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