wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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