Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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