Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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