my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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