no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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