I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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