where am i from again
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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