My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He has the fingertips of a God
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