i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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