I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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