I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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